Monday, July 29, 2013

Liberal Woman are the Best!

I need to find a nice liberal girl to marry. That way, when I cheat (because I'm nailin' anything on two feet and in wheel chairs or on crutches!) she'll smile coyly and still stand to the left and slightly behind me like a good wife should.

Heck, it works for Anthony and Huma, right?

I don't understand liberal women. Why they are so willing to stay with philandering husbands goes beyond any social comprehension I have attained in my 37 years. From Jackie to Hilary to Huma and beyond, liberal women keep a stiff upper lip while their husbands screw around.

Can you imagine if Todd cheated on Sarah? I have a feeling Mr. Palin would become the unfortunate victim of a snow machine accident.

In my social circle, if you ask a women what she would do if her husband/boyfriend/miscellaneous were to cheat, you will get a diatribe full of violent descriptions of decapitations, mutilations, and other forms of bloody mayhem. However, based on what we see on TV, and knowing way too many lefties, I have a feeling that the sharpened knives will remain in their drawers and unused for any of the described mutilations. These women, while claiming they will defend their honor, will slink back into their corner because that's, apparently, what women do. For the kids, of course. Because he's going to be better, right?

And I don't understand that.

I guess the difference between Jackie, Hilary, and Huma and the average woman is that they have something to lose. If they string up their husbands (except in Jackie's case.....oh, never mind) they miss out on whatever political fortunes they are compiling. At least that's what the common wisdom is, and perhaps it is correct. Certainly in Hilary's case it is. A woman divorced from the president wouldn't go as far--I think. I suppose. But I'm really not sure. I think the women in these cases are weak and unable to stand up and/or take care of themselves, thus defeating the alleged purpose of modern feminism. In other words, back in the '60s they made a bunch of noise and burned a ton of bras just so they could bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and stand by and smile while their man humiliates them on national television.

You've come a long way, baby!

ABOUT: Brian Drake is a California conservative and the author of The Rogue Gentleman, now available in paperback from

Thursday, July 18, 2013

What if they Called for a Riot and Nobody Came?

Personally I thought George Zimmerman was toast. When I heard that the jury was exclusively made up of women, I thought emotions, not facts, would carry the day. I thought the influence of the media, the Department of Justice, the threat of riots, etc., would doom the man.

Boy was I surprised.

Have you been as fascinated as I have about the aftermath? Why do you think the black community hasn't burned down the entire country over the Zimmerman verdict? Seriously, Oakland, Chicago, Los Angeles and parts of Detroit should be on fire right now.

There have been violent flare ups, certainly. But nothing on a large scale. Nothing organized. even Al Sharpton has to keep up the rallying cry. Nobody is listening.

My grand conspiracy theory is that Obama seriously wanted national rioting. There was no reason for him to deal himself into the matter when he said Trayvon Martin could have been his son. No reason at all. The only reason I can sense is that he wanted to be able to have a say once the chaos began, and impose some sort of martial law allowing Homeland Security to start using their billions and billions of bullets.

It might sound far fetched, but it's the only thing that adds up (to me). The only other answer is that everything is about Obama so of course he had to comment.

There's something about this case that made the left think they had a spark with which to ignite rage in the black community, but it's not working. That's the other mystery. It's ready-made. Why isn't it working?

Is it the economy? Nobody has time to riot because they're too busy looking for work?

Or, maybe, have we finally caught on to the manipulation that the media and the ruling regime like to use against us?

All I know is that, as of now, the DOJ is continuing the witch hunt. They're going to put Zimmerman away even if they have to pass a law against littering to do so. That's justice.

Because, when you think about it, Trayvon Martin was the only son Obama might have had.

ABOUT: Brian Drake is a California conservative and the author of The Rogue Gentleman, now available in paperback from